Bernard always beat his classmates during Love tests.
“I could make a Love Match with my eyes closed!” Bernard puffed out his chest.
One cupid-trainee rolled his eyes. “Yeah, right.”
“I’m the best. Just wait and see!” Bernard skyrocketed off.
He spotted his first possible pair.
“Mustard is the best!” the boy shouted.
“Ketchup rules!” the girl snapped.
Bernard watched from the clouds as the two argued in front of a hotdog stand.
They will make a perfect pair, thought Bernard.
And certain of his amazingness, he closed his eyes.
He pulled back his heart-arrow.
The arrow whizzed through the air and THWAP!
Bernard smiled at how incredible he was and opened his eyes to see…
His heart arrow struck the boy as planned.
But instead of falling for the girl, the boy leapt for the ketchup bottle.
“You were in front of me this whole time,” the boy caressed the red container.
“Hey, that’s my ketchup!” shrieked the girl.
But off the boy skipped, lovingly squeezing his new ketchup sweetheart.
The girl stared openmouthed at the loss of her favorite condiment.
And Bernard cringed in his cloud hiding spot.
When he was certain no one was looking, Bernard slunk back to Cupid School for a bit more training.
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